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August 21st, 2008

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It all started with a germ?¢‚Ǩ¬¶
Los Angeles, 1975?¢‚Ǩ‚Äùdisenfranchised University High School teen Jan Paul Beahm (Shane West), shares his five year plan to become a legend with best friend George Ruthenberg (Rick Gonzalez). Step One. They ignore the fact that they don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t know how to play instruments, as well as the fact that they don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t even have instruments, and form a band. Sophistifuck and the Revlon Spam Queens is born.
Paul and George recruit band members and play their first gig, which is pretty much a giant food fight to the tune of noise. These antics distract from the band?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s lack of musical ability and endear them to the audience. Virtually overnight, the out-of-control group earns a reputation as a force of chaos and mayhem.
THE.GERMS.
LIVE.@.THE.WHISKEY…
After some false starts with band members that don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t work out (including Belinda Carlisle who shot to fame with the Go Go?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s a few short years later, but got mono before she could ever go on stage as a Germ!), the final Germs line up is complete. Sculpting their punk image, Paul drops the moniker ?¢‚Ǩ?ìBobby Pyn?¢‚Ǩ¬ù and adopts the name ?¢‚Ǩ?ìDarby Crash.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù He anoints George ?¢‚Ǩ?ìPat Smear,?¢‚Ǩ¬ù and bassist Terry Ryan (Bijou Phillips) is ?¢‚Ǩ?ìLorna Doom.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù Smart aleck drummer Don Bolles (Noah Segan) who heard the band?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s early music, arrives from Arizona for an audition, determined to be a Germ.
Darby gets off on ?¢‚Ǩ?ìmind-control?¢‚Ǩ¬ù (interestingly his high school unofficially taught Dianetics) onstage and off and soon has the ?¢‚Ǩ?ìCircle One?¢‚Ǩ¬ù fans buzzing around him in a cult of their own. This both fascinates and fuels him. He develops the ?¢‚Ǩ?ìblue circle logo?¢‚Ǩ¬ù and the viral ?¢‚Ǩ?ìcigarette burn circle.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù He writes shockingly literate and insightful lyrics and comes to the attention of journalist Claude Bessy whose interview with Darby about his philosophies and plans for the future, provides a structural element for the film. The band runs wild in an FCC nightmare of an in-studio interview with KROQ DJ Rodney Bingenheimer who broke the band on radio.

DON.BOLLES.NOW…
Increased notoriety on the underground music scene for The Germs, also captures the attention of What? Records and later, Slash Records. Ironically as their popularity grows, ultimately the band is banned from playing every venue in town because the destruction of the club will inevitably ensue amidst a storm of flying bottles and fights. When they are asked when they will play again, the running joke is, ?¢‚Ǩ?ìnever?¢‚Ǩ¬ù?¢‚Ǩ‚Äùand when Documentarian Penelope Spheeris wants to film the band for her seminal documentary on the L.A. punk scene, THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION, she had film their performance on a soundstage with a live audience.
By 1980, Darby was increasingly dependent on hard drugs and unable to focus on writing more music to follow up The Germs?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ one and only album. He subscribed to the ?¢‚Ǩ?ìLive Fast, Die Young?¢‚Ǩ¬ù mentality, and with Step Five of ?¢‚Ǩ?ìthe plan?¢‚Ǩ¬ù he sealed his status as a legend of rock ?¢‚ǨÀún roll, by ending his life in drug-overdose suicide on December 7th. While he might have imagined himself on the cover of every tabloid, ironically his death was eclipsed by John Lennon?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s assassination the next day. But the legend of Darby Crash and his hugely influential band, The Germs, continues to reverberate and grow.

LORNA.DOOM.NOW…
Pat Smear went on to play with Nirvana and is currently with the Foo Fighters as well as the ?¢‚Ǩ?ìnew?¢‚Ǩ¬ù Germs, a band that grew out of the making of this film. Shane West, who portrays Darby Crash in the film ?¢‚Ǩ?ìchannels?¢‚Ǩ¬ù Darby when he joins original band members Pat Smear, Lorna Doom and Don Bolles on stage.

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August 25th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
[…] What We Do Is Secret is about Darby Crash and his band, the Germs. I haven’t seen the movie yet but I do know that Taeil Kim (Iraq Report) in it for about 5 seconds during the scene where Darby meets Penelope Spheeris for the first time. […]